A E F#m D

[Verse 1]
A          E             F#m             D
I have a theory dear, so let me put it past
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I have to check its valid though I know you didn't ask
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you don't like to kiss me, no you don’t like to kiss
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cause my beard is way too itchy and it scratches up your lips
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but I can't shave it off - I'm too self-conscious of the fact
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I have a scar above my lip that my beard and mustache mask
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and I have a scar above my lip 'cause I once smashed up on a curb
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flew over both my handlebars and straight into the dirt
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and I didn't have a helmet on 'cause that was way back when
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I was too damn cool for safety rules or simple common sense
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so if I now remember right by the transitive rule…
          A                 E                  D        A
Darling, you don't like to kiss me 'cause I'm too damn cool


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With tired eyes she stared at me, "Its 3 am", she said
  A              E                   D            A
"Bug, be glad I love you, you're a goober, go to bed"

[Chorus]
                         E          F#m          D
You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt
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you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
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you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve
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a handsome hunk, but now you're stuck with this annoying nerd

[Verse 2]
A                                     E
You put up with more than most would mind
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the time it takes to rise and shine
                        D                     A
I'm hittin' snooze at 6:05, 6:15 and 6 more times
                                   E
you don't mind the way I weigh my food
                           F#m
my morning routine which includes
                       D                                     A
scrambling to find my keys 'cause I can't leave them out in view
                             E
even though you bought that bowl
                        F#m
put it right beside the door
                         D                               A
and all I have to do is set them there as soon as I get home
                             E
instead I'm flippin' up the couch and -
                          F#m
oh hey there they are, I found 'em
                         D
have a great day and oh have you seen my wallet?

[Chorus]
              A          E          F#m          D
You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt
        A             E               F#m             D
you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
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you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve
    A             E            F#m       D
a macho man, but all I am's a silly introvert


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And I keep you up past midnight, crazy thoughts inside my head
   A             E                   D            A
"Bug, be glad I love you, you're a goober, go to bed"

[Solo]
A  E  F#m  D 2x

[Verse 3]
A                            E
She holds to my t-shirt when I take off my sweatshirt
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to make sure it stays down, now that's what I call teamwork
A                   E
I keep us on time, she makes all our friends
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and makes sure that my fly is zipped up on my pants
     A                         E
if snapchat is to flirt, and tinder to find love
      F#m                                    D
we're back here snappin' polaroids just to shake things up


[Chorus]
              A          E          F#m          D
You love my quirks, my quirks, the dopey way I flirt
        A             E              F#m              D
you're even kind and warm when I am getting on your nerves
              A          E          F#m           D
you love my quirks, my quirks, I'm certain you deserve
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a sexy stud instead of what you've chosen 'cause I'm sure that
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all the girls, the girls, who hear this song and smirk and
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feel pity 'cause I sound like I'm more trouble than I'm worth

               A
are probably right