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Sat on the bus
Sat on the seat
Counting my money
So I can go eat

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In the zoo
Looking at the animals
Thinking about sculpture
Made out of steak

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In the bath
I'm having a wash
Look at my clothes
Hanging on a peg

I said
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It's just
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Think I'll saw my leg off
Mmm
Right then