G#m C# F#m B7 Emaj7  D#

G#m
Today's the day
C#            F#m        B7
That your mom's vag was on display
Emaj7
Your fat fuck-face slipped out
    D#m
And I wish you would have stayed

        G#m          C#
'Cause it's just your birthday
        F#m     B7
Why do we even celebrate?
Emaj7
Screw your dinner party
           D#            G#m
I'll just stay home and masturbate
          C#       F#m              B7
I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
   Emaj7                        D#
It said congrats on that Torah reading
         D#m
Fucking mazel tov
G#m       C#                F#m       B7
I could've tried to get a reasonable gift
        Emaj7
But you don't deserve it
             D#            Emaj7
And I don't really give a shit
G#m       C#            F#m    B7
I didn't respond to the first RSVP
Emaj7
Take a hint you dumb broad
     D#
And please stop reminding me

G#m              C#                  F#m
'Cause we don't care that it's your birthday
           B7
Don't you see?
   Emaj7                             D#            D#m
So stop polluting us with all these photos on our feed

G#m           C#
You're not a child anymore
F#m             B7             Emaj7   E
You blew those candles like a whore
D#                                   N.C
I don't care that it's your birthday