Some girls like a 9 to 5 man
Short hair and a long-term plan
Most like the kind that stay home at night
Never have to worry 'bout starting no fights
Not me, not mine, that ain't my type
I met him in the neon light

My baby's a bar star
A damn livin', drinkin' work of art
He gets to sipping and he goes too far
But I don't mind it, kinda like it, when he goes too far
He's a happy hour hero
He's always gettin' Keystoned
Bless his liver and his honkytonk heart
'Cause my baby's a bar star

He's burned out and pretty much baked
But he treats me good for goodness' sake
Don't do me like the others, he's sweet to his mother
They'll be singing 'bout him someday

My baby's a bar star
A damn livin', drinkin' work of art
He gets to sipping and he goes too far
But I don't mind it, kinda like it, when he goes too far
He's a happy hour hero
He's always gettin' Keystoned
Bless his liver and his honkytonk heart
'Cause my baby's a bar star

My baby's a bar star
A damn livin', drinkin' work of art
He gets to sipping and he goes too far
But I don't mind it, kinda like it, when he goes too far
He's a happy hour hero
He's always gettin' Keystoned
Bless his liver and his honkytonk heart
'Cause my baby's a bar star