Yeah, dontcha love the yule tide fun?
There's joy and cheer for everyone
I wait for santa with a gun
Yes, christmas is my favorite time of year

Some sugarplums I haven't kissed
But mistletoe I must resist
Cause I'm on st. Carl's most wanted list
Yes, christmas is my favorite time of year

And there's a home where you can't go
And there's a life, that's full of love you used to know.
For me it's true, but kid, not you
Cause your family's here, yeah there still yours to hold, if you come in from the cold

So if tomorrow santa's flown,
The tree is down, and you're alone
I'm always here, right by the phone
Yes, christmas is my favorite time of year

Carl:
Wait a minute, wait a minute, you didn't call me to apologize, did you?
You got no one else to talk to
Frank:
Look out the window.
Carl:
Why?
Frank: Just do it.

I'll call ya soon but who knows when
And frank I hope we'll meet again.
Like when you're serving 8 to 10
Yes, christmas is my favorite time of year.

Carl:
He's a kid, he's a kid.