I don't like toads or snails or frogs
Or strange things living under logs
But ooohooo, I love onions

I don't like dancing with crazy Flo
She's always jumping on my toes
But ooohooo, I love onions

Onions, onions, falala
Onions, onions, hahaha
Root toot do do, do do do doo

Onions, onions, falala
Onions, onions, hahaha
Root toot do do, do do do doo

I don't like rain or snow or hail
Or Moby Dick, the great white whale
But ooohooo, I love onions

My garden is unique beside the sea
It's planted full of onions just for me
I don't like shoes that pinch your toes
Or people who squirt you with a garden hose

Onions, onions, falala
Onions, onions, hahaha
Root toot do do, do do do doo

Onions, onions, falala
Onions, onions, hahaha
Root toot do do, do do do doo

My garden is unique beside the sea
It's planted full of onions just for me
I don't like toads or snails or frogs
Or strange things living under logs
But oh, I love onions

Onions, onions, falala
Onions, onions, hahaha
Root toot do do, do do do doo

Onions, onions, falala
Onions, onions, hahaha
Root toot do do, do do do doo