Dog meat, Delectable treat
Was once a stray in the street
The old faithful family pet
Has never tasted this good yet

A suss scene in the wok
Canine stiff hangs from the hook
If we only knew the full story
What happened to Rover, The details gory

In the cool room the carcasses sway
To end up as Chow Mein or Satay
The old faithful family pet
Has never tasted this good yet
Sweet & Sour Alsatian served up with rice
A tasty Din-Dins which most think is nice
If we only knew the full story
What happened to Rover-The details are gory
...And with a dash of soy...