Ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah

Don't want no short, short man
Don't want no short, short man
Don't want no short, short man
Don't want no short, short man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short, short man
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short man

Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest— I have ever seen in my whole life!
Get the— outta here!

Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Isn't that cute? An extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on, honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Don't want no short, short man
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Don't want no short man

Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, eeny-wee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, eeny-wee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, eeny-wee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, eeny-wee
Eeny-wee, eeny-wee, eeny-wee
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled, little, short, short man

Pobre, pobrecito
¿Qué diablo es eso?
Pobre, pobreci—, pobre pobrecito
¿Qué, qué, qué, qué, qué diablo es eso?

Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't