Where there's a whip, there's a way
Where there's a whip, there's a way
Where there's a whip
We don't wanna go to war today (there's a way)
But the lord of the lash says: Nay, nay, nay (where there's a whip, there's a way)
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day (where there's a whip, there's a way)
Where there's a whip, there's a way
Where there's a whip, there's a way
Where there's a whip, there's a way
Where there's a whip, there's a way
Left, right, left, right, left
Where there's a whip, there's a way
Left, right

The crack on the back says we're gonna fight
We're gonna march all day and night and more
For we are the slaves of the dark lord's war
Left, right, left, right, left, right

Where there's a whip, there's a way
Where there's a whip, there's a way
Where there's a whip

We don't wanna go to war today (there's a way)
But the lord of the lash says: Nay, nay, nay (where there's a whip, there's a way)
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day (where there's a whip, there's a way)
Where there's a whip, there's a way!
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right