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Full growed porcupine dead on the road
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It'll take a big ox, son, to carry that load
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I got checked out by a blonde, young heifer
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She says she might wanna but I ain't gonna let er


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Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
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Spring in my step like a white tailed deer
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A hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog
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I puff up my chest like a big bull frog 

Socks on my feet like a true paint hoss
Belt round my belly like a Galloway cross
Built a barn outta straw for to not pay rent
The thing blew over like a cheap green tent

Chorus


Smoke in the barbed wire, posts on fire
Anybody seen my lucky fencing pliers
They didn't cost nothin cuz they come with the truck
And old uncle hugh's still bringin me luck


Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white tailed deer 
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white tailed deer
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white tailed deer 
Hitch in my hip like an old sheep dog
Puff up my chest like a big bull frog