Intro:

   G             C             D                 G             C             D
E|---3--------3----3--------3----2---2---2-----|---3--------3----3--------3----2---2--------|
B|---3--------3----3--------3----3---3---3-----|---3--------3----3--------3----3---3--------|
G|---0--------0----0--------0----2---2---2-----|---0--------0----0--------0----2---2--------|
D|----------0---------0h2-2----0-------0-------|----------0---------0h2-2----0-------0------|
A|------0h2------3-----------------0-----------|------0h2------3-----------------0-----3-2-0|
E|-3----------------------------------------2--|-3------------------------------------------|


Play the first half of the progression over the verses, ending each verse with the second half.


Chorus:
    G                      C
The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck,
        D                     G
Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up,
        G                      A7
but the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
      A7                        D
which eventually pulled out the Ford
(With some difficulty)


Verse 1:
           G                         C                 
Well, more rain than we'd seen for a thousand years
       D
Caused financial joys and biblical fears 
   G                     C
It caused some smiles, it caused some tears
    D
But more to the point of our story:

        G                       C
For the first time in the collective memory,
     D                                         
That old brown prairie that had been so dry
    G              C         D
For so long, was very muddy, boggy, sticky,
          G                     C
We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in,
    D
And motors would roar and tires would spin,
     G                C
We'd sink right down, down to the diff,
     D
we'd all take turns and do it again, 
     G                         C
'Til no one could move we call one more friend,
        D
Come on out here we need ya, bring yer truck

|G C |D   |
(Second half of intro)


Chorus:
    G                      C
The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck,
        D                     G
Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up,
        G                      A7
but the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
      A7                        D
which eventually pulled out the Ford
(And the Dodge, equal opportunity)


Verse 2:
            G                        C
Well got me stuck in the mud so as I couldn't rehearse, 
D
Chavez too has missed his work,
G             C
Richie he now fears the worst,
      D
Stood up his ex-wife she called him a jerk
          G                                    C
Of course Holdman didn't have nothin better to do,
D
     ...Except wrench

|G C |D   |


Chorus:
    G                      C
The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck,
        D                     G
Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up,
        G                      A7
but the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
      A7                        D
which eventually pulled out the Ford

Verse 3:
            G                    C
Well it was truck after truck we all got stuck
          D
'Cept the big ol' four-by Hutterite truck,
G                         C
We all thought "Lord, are we in luck"
       D
But he wouldn't come anywhere near us. Mighty neighbourly.
G    C                  D
     Mighty neighbourly

          G                      C
We used a lot of our backs and a little of our brains, 
   D
We jacked up the jacks and snugged up the the chains, 
   G                     C
We all did our very best to refrain 
     D
From shovelin',

            G                  C
We put what timber we had underneath the wheels, 
           D                                        
And we was all outta sand, but managed to steal, 
    G                        C                       D
Two sacks of the best modern canola seed ya ever did see,
D
That oughta give us some traction

|G C |D   |


Chorus:
    G                      C
The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck,
        D                     G
Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up,
        G                      A7
but the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
      A7                        D
which eventually pulled out the Ford
(Epilogue)

Verse 4:
             G                    C
We spilled genetically modified canola seed 
           D 
That was genetically modified for controlling the weeds,
        G                 C
And for big old yields of margarine oil,
       D
Raised hell all over that native prairie soil
G             C         D                                  G
  Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be lookin' for us