We started in October, making our way back here
Me and Uncle Lenny try and choose a tree but Aunty Carol’s hard to please
Please, who will take this orphan tree
We’re playing rugby in the streets again
And as the fight starts in Primark like a white shark I’ll leave my mark

It’s getting scary, maybe this baby could save us all (we hope so)
It’s getting frightening, I have no idea what we are doing
Maybe this baby could save us all!

Would someone find a highlighter and fetch the Radio Times?
I don’t recall giraffes at the nativity this must be a Steiner school
Who will play the drummer boy?
We are waiting, we are waiting, we are sad and we are waiting
You said the item had been dispatched have none of you heard of a phone?

It’s getting scary, Mary and Joseph would you help us out? (we hope so)
It’s getting frightening, I have no insight into what we are doing
Maybe this baby could save us all!