A D
What's up, guys?
           D                        E
This song goes out to anybody who's ever had a problem in their life
A        F#m                             Bm         E
Uh, yep, that's right, anybody who's had any kind of problem
E
This song is for you


[Verse 1]
A              D
Every day goes in slow motion
                D                     E                                   A
Ever since you left I sit around like time is frozen, 'cause I ain't got you
         F#m                                   Bm                      E
I'm so full of emotion, these tears all on the floor like I'm swimming in the ocean
                    A
'Cause I ain't got you
             D                                       D
I know these past few months have been a trip (Like, ay)
            E                               A
And I know I've been acting like a dick (Yuh, yuh)
             F#m
But now I got a plan to get you back (Ay, ooh)
Bm          E
A plan that I know you cannot resist, like


[Chorus]
A           E                        D
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid, I know what to do, boy
Bm                                 A
I go straight up to my haters and dab (That's right)
      E                          D
When I got too much on my plate, I know what to do, boy
Bm                                 A
I go straight up to my haters and dab


[Bridge]
                E                                    D
Huh, why didn't she like my dabbing? That always works!
          Bm                                         A
Oh, well, maybe I just have to dab harder next time, guys!
                         E                                            D    
"Wait, didn't people stop thinking dabbing was funny, like, two years ago, 
                     Bm
when Hillary Clinton did it on Ellen?"
                             A
Haha, dude, shut the fuck up!


[Verse 2]
        D
Goddamn, all I do is dab
D                   E                                        A           
If you got a problem I would gladly throw some hands to the side (Haha), 
       F#m                           Bm           E
and let them glide (Haha), into the air (Haha), while I cry (Haha)
                      A
'Cause I miss you Ashley

                  D
Walked in on my girl with my best friend, Dab on 'em
D                   E                             A
My landlord telling me to pay my rent, Dab on 'em
                      F#m
Might go to jail for stabbing some dude's face, Dab on 'em
Bm                              E
My doctor says I'm paralyzed from the neck down and can't dab, Dab on 'em


[Chorus]
A           E                                   D
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid (Yuh, yuh), I know what to do, boy
Bm                                 A
I go straight up to my haters and dab (Dab,Dab)
      E                                D
When I got too much on my plate (Yuh), I know what to do, boy
Bm                                 A
I go straight up to my haters and dab
A           E                                D
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid (Whoo!), I know what to do, boy
Bm                                 A
I go straight up to my haters and dab (That's right)
      E                                                    D
When I got too much on my plate (Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab), I know what to do, boy
Bm                                 A
I go straight up to my haters and dab