Em C   G D

Em           C   G D
Johnny Johnny


[Verse 1]
Em            C                            G
I thought you were my real ride or die (oh ooh)
            D
You told me you'd always be by my side
       Em                C                                  G
We had kids and a fridge with the sauces inside (We had the sauces)
             D                                       Em
But it turns out that you were telling lies (telling lies)
           C                           G
All I ever wanted is to be a dad (be a dad)
                   D
But you took that away and gave it right to Chad
        Em                 C
He's so ripped and so hot, how can I compete with that?
           G                           D
I'm Humpty Dumpty 'cause you shattered me

Now let's together sad


[Chorus]
Em             C
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
G              D                             Em
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
               C
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
       G                 D
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh
Em             C
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
G              D                             Em
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
               C
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
       G                 D
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh


[Verse 2]
Em               C
You were my everything and now we're done
G                 D
I bought you ball ice cream and fun
Em         C
Come Johnny, just slide and come
G                  D
Back into my life 'cause I miss my son, yeah
Em                 C
And now I know why it's called "Billion Surprise Toys" (ay)
G                         D
Cause you've been running around with billion surprise boys (yeah)
Em                 C
Shoulda known when you were acting kind of distant
G                  D
Copyright claiming shit like I never existed


[Chorus]

Em             C
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
G              D                             Em
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
               C
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
       G                 D
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh
Em             C
Johnny Johnny, do you miss me? (Yes, Papa!)
G              D                             Em
Johnny Johnny, have you moved on yet? (No, Papa!)
               C
Promise me you won't forget me (Forget me!)
       G                 D
If you ever wanna see me just don't eat your broccoli, oh


[Outro]

Em  C

G            D
Johnny Johnny
              Em  C
Johnny Johnny
G       D
Johnny, Johnny