Doing things that are bad for my body
Doing things that are bad for my head
Doing things that are bad for my future
'Cause I can't help myself

Doing things that are bad for my body
Doing things that are bad for my wealth
Doing things that are bad for my credit
'Cause I can't help myself

If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
Mother, if you only knew
But Mother that we get into

Doing things that are bad for my body
Doing things that are bad for my health
Doing things that are bad for my future
'Cause I can't help myself

Doing things that are bad for my image
Doing things that are bad for my rep
'Cause I can't help myself

If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
Mother, if you only knew
But Mother that we get into

If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
If our mothers only knew
The trouble that we get into
Mother, if you only knew
But Mother that we get into