I never want to be left standing here alone with you again
As you harass my ears with far fetched tails of hedonistic sin
Saying this afters is a protest as you pour Buckfast into a cup
How dull your life must be if this is the kind of shit that you'd make up

Really?

You're no fun at a party
You're no fun at a party
You're no fun at a party

Is that you sticking on some tunes ironically, how cool is that?
And you've emerged from your bedroom dawned in shades and bucket hat
You're such a laugh, you're such a laugh, aren't you mad?
Arent you daft? Aren't you fun? Aren't you cool?
Same jokes you made at school yeah

Really?
You're no fun at a party
You're no fun at a party
You're no fun at a party

No one cares if you did all the drugs
No one cares if you did all the drugs
No one cares if you did all the drugs

No one cares if you did all the
No one cares if you did the

Really?
You're no fun at a party
You're no fun at a party
You're no fun at a party
You're no fun