Intro:  G  C  D  (3X)

G
Hello this is Dee Dee
     D
You must be a nut
     Em
What do you want?
     C
Im gonna hang up

G                 D
Please sir Please just one minute
Em                C
Theres big trouble and youre in it
G                 D
Your wifes at the Ritz with another guy
Em                C
Shes been drinking we think shes pretty high
G                 D
Were all scared to death and we dont know what to do
Em                C
We thought we better get ahold of you

Refrão:

G       D  B  C
Emergency
           G       D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
C
Pick up your phone

G       D  B  C
Emergency
           G       D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
D
You know youre home
C
Pick up your phone

G                 D
Shes always in trouble, cant take anymore
Em                C
Put on my coat and Im out the door
G                 D
Lit up a cigarette and hailed a cab
Em                C
I was soaking wet and boiling mad
G                 D
She never gives me no damned respect
Em                C
Ive been good to her if Im not correct
G                 D
Bought her a fur coat and a pink cadillac
Em                    C
Introduced her to my friends and she stabs me in the back

G       D  B  C
Emergency
           G       D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
C
Pick up your phone

G       D  B  C
Emergency
           G       D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
D
You know youre home
C
Pick up your phone
G                 D
Now listen baby doll - youve been busted
Em                C
I should have known that you cant be trusted
G                 D
That aint your uncle and that aint soda pop
Em                C
Im just about to blow my top
G                 D
But Ill forgive you, you know I will
Em                C
Get your coat while I pay the bill
G                 D
Next time go shopping if you want a thrill
Em                C
Now its time for you to chill

G       D  B  C
Emergency
           G       D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
C
Pick up your phone

G       D  B  C
Emergency
           G       D
Calling Mr Dee Dee
D
You know youre home
C
Pick up your phone