Flight of stairs a mile from the beach, babe
It's hard to find a paradise these days
She fits heaven into six hundred square feet, babe
Only takes an hour on the freeway

She's the only one that gets me like this
She loves me like that, puts up with my shit
She's my soulmate, my number-one bitch

When he drives me crazy
I get in my car and go to her apartment
She's already waiting
I don't need to tell if she knows
Her apartment
Cheers me right up with cakes and syrup
She's bringing me coffee in my favorite cup
When he drives me crazy
Only one place I wanna go
Her apartment

We must have been together in a past life
Pretty damn convinced that she was my wife
I'm the only one that sees her sweet sides
I'm her biggest fan, I know the B-sides

She's the only one that gets me like this
She loves me like that, puts up with my shit
She's my soulmate, my number-one bitch

When he drives me crazy
I get in my car and go to her apartment
She's already waiting
I don't need to tell if she knows
Her apartment
Cheers me right up with cakes and syrup
She's bringing me coffee in my favorite cup
When he drives me crazy
Only one place I wanna go
Her apartment

Love cry, it saves me
Wearing clothes she gave me
Wish I could stay here
But my man's at home waiting

When he drives me crazy
I get in my car and go to her apartment
She's already waiting
I don't need to tell if she knows
Her apartment
Cheers me right up with cakes and syrup
She's bringing me coffee in my favorite cup
When he drives me crazy
Only one place I wanna go
Her apartment