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[Verse 1]
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I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy
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The gerbil lovin' where-when-and-how-boy
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I'll grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy
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Stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili
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I'm Hank Steel the real queer Cowboy


[Verse 2]
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What's my hot dog without your buns?
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Out here on the range we're havin' fun
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My boyfriend's here and I'm singing him my ballad
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Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his fuckin salad
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I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy