Dr. Steel, Dr. Steel

"Sundays, holidays, vacation time
We must be ready every day, all the time
To do the right thing if the atomic bomb explodes."

Tick, tick ticking time bomb
On a chain in a padded room
Kaboom, Zoom and I'm outta here soon
Chrome dome, goggles on
Dressed all in rubber.

"It's a bomb, duck and cover!"

Well, gosh darn, I said it feels so right
Settin' off explosives on a Saturday night
Well, countdown rollin', doing UFO drive by's
Three, two, one... bingo!

Drop the bomb, drop the bomb, drop!
Drop the bomb, drop the bomb, drop!
Drop the bomb, drop the bomb, drop!
Drop the bomb, drop! Yeaah!

Tin toy packed with a hundred pounds of nitro
Let's go toy bomb a roller skating disco
Jolt cola and pop rocks are gettin me high
High!
Feeling fantastic, the smell of plastic explosives, corrosives
Here's the doctor prognosis
Take two of these
And don't bother calling me
Cause I'm gone.

Drop the bomb, drop the bomb, drop!
Drop the bomb, drop the bomb, drop!
Drop the bomb, drop the bomb, drop!
Drop the bomb, drop the bomb, drop!
I'm gonna drop the bomb on you.

"Finally, if you receive enough gamma radiation to cause sterility or severe sickness,
You'll be killed by blasts, flying debris, or heat anyway."