F
[Verse 1]
B
The girl police are coming over,
Comb your hair pretend you're sober
EB
Andy, lock the stash in the bottom drawer
The woman fuzz are coming for us,
They're hardened by drawn out divorces
EB
Averse to our verses, deplore the chorus
[Chorus]
EB
Ooh hoo, they surround our places
EE
Ooh hoo, arrested by our handsome faces
F#
The cold, long arm of the law
Has got ruby glitter painted claws
[Verse 2]
B
The lady cops are coming for me,
Let's Jovi out in a blaze of glory
EB
Tell mama i'm sorry, that's my story
It was our antic romantic disasters,
That got the girl cops lording after us
E
To drag our names through the mud,
B
To get their hands in our blood
[Chorus]
EB
Ooh hoo, they want to hole us up in their lockdown...
EB
Ooh hoo, A year for every precious heart we've knocked down
F#
Less a day for every night we rocked out. (oh thank God we always rocked out)
[Bridge]
BE
Cause Stephy likes Jimmy, but Jimmy likes Eric, and Eric likes Jess
F#
It's an awful mess an awful mess
BE
Denny caught Monique kissing on Francois outside the Dapanneur
F#
So they are done for sure...
[Instrumental]
B
[Chorus]
EB
Ooh, they want to hole us up in their lockdown...
EB
Ooh, A year for every precious heart we've knocked down
F#E
Less a day for every night we rocked out. (and we always rocked out)
[Bridge]
BE
Cause Ginny likes Marvin, but Marvin likes Arnold, and Arnold likes Jess
F#
Well I guess everyone likes Jess
B
But Jessie ain't datin'
E
She's down in the basement, listenin' to Pet Sounds
Her mom's 45s get the best sounds
B
Loving is easy, loving is easy
E
Losing it's rough
F#
Ain't it high grade powerful stuff
B
Lovin' will leave you, lovin' will leave me
EF#
And in our defense, it's awful hard to keep in the present tense