Intro: G7-riff
spoken:  You guys are a disgrace to the entire athletic program, do you wanna know why?

                G
Well, I've seen so many things, I've been all over the world
                G
Well, I've had ups and downs, I've been over for a while
             C
I thought I knew everything, between the bad and the good
 D                                                 G7 C G7   G7 C G7
Guess I was wrong because, I misunderstood about, girls,     girls

           G
Well, when I was young, my daddy sat down with me
           G
He said a good life is hard, if you don't know what you need
          C
Well, I guess he was right, because the way that's it been
          D
There's still one thing, I just can't understand and that's

 G7                      C               G7
Girls, they want you to tell, them you love them
 G7                              C             G7
Girls, they're soft and they're warm when you hug them
 G7                       C                 G7
Girls, they'll tease and hurt you when you need them
 G7                       C                G7
Girls, they cry when you say that you'll leave them

 C                    Bb   C                     Bb    C                     Bb G
Tell her what I told you, tell me what she tells you, tell her what you want to

Solo: G# A   ( G7 C G7 ) x2

                 G
Well, I've been so many places, I just shouldn't be
             G
But then it felt so good, that it was torture to leave
              C
They say you can't live without them, but can you live with?
     D
I'm just one man but I'm shaking a fist at those

 G7                      C               G7
Girls, they want you to tell, them you love them
 G7                              C             G7
Girls, they're soft and they're warm when you hug them
 G7                       C                 G7
Girls, they'll tease and hurt you when you need them
 G7                       C                G7
Girls, they cry when you say that you'll leave them

 C                    Bb   C                     Bb   C                     Bb G
Tell her that I love her, tell her I don't love her, tell her what you want to

Solo: G# A   A7

 A7
Girls, they want you to tell, them you love them
 A7
Girls, they're soft and they're warm when you hug them
 A7
Girls, they'll tease and hurt you when you need them  (fade)