G             Em   D
Well were living here in alan-town
            C                 D         G
And he's driven our lives into the ground 
          Em              A          D
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
 A        Em           A         D
Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk
        G           Em       D
I was happy and my life was good
          C              D           G
Getting married like a dentist should
            Em         A    D
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
        A            D        A           D
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick
           G             Em   D
And were living here in alan-town
            F             G      C
But their taking teddy's finger now
         Em                    C       G
And I'm pretty sure i'm gonna lose my shit
           D   Em        D            G
And shoot alan in the face, and shoot myself