Oh, you old little monkey
Hanging on this banana tree
You are sucking out my brain
My flesh and bones
You give me pain

But I love you
All the same

Oh, you old crazy monkey
Dancing on this banana tree
I haven't slept for a hundred years
Last time you cried I lost my ears

But I love you
All the same
I love you
All the same

Oh, you ugly little monkey
You just came out from my belly
I don't know what you were thinking
I have no time for that messing 'round

But I love you
All the same

Oh, you old creepy monkey
When I see you I get scared
You're not sweet and you're not pretty
I'm not mean, I'm only fair

But I love you
All the same
Yes, I love you
All the same

I love you
All the same
Yes, I love you
All the same

I love you
All the same
Yes, I love you
All the same

I love you
All the same

I love you
All the same