Linda,
Look who's evil now!

Scott,
Ash! Kill her! She's fuckin' evil!

Cheryl,
Kill her if you can, lover boy!

Ash,
Oh, forgive me Linda. I guess I gotta go what I gotta do…

Linda,
Oh, oh please don't Ash… I'm fine now.

LINDA
I have to ask a question to the gods above

ASH,
How can this be real?

LINDA,
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love. I'll ask the trees I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world

ASH *Over Linda*
A love so true and pure
A love to last for sure

LINDA
How did a Housewares employee land the perfect girl

BOTH,
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares employee?