one girl was called jean marie
another girl was felicity
another girl was sally joy
the other was me, and i'm a boy
my name is bill, and i'm a head case
they practice making up on my face
yeah, i feel lucky if i get trousers to wear
spend evenings taking hairpins form my hair

i'm a boy, i'm a boy
boy my ma won't admit it
i'm a boy, i'm a boy
bot if i say i am, i get it

put your frock on, jean marie
plaint your nails, little sally joy
put this wig on, little boy

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wanna play cricket on the green
ride my bike across the street
cut myself and se my blood
wanna come home all covered in mud