G                                           D7
I wouldn't kick a cactus cactus plants have thorns

                                            G
I wouldn't kick a Brahma Brahma steers have horns

                                                  C
I never tease with honeybees cause honeybees will sting

    D7                                     G
But when I squeeze a woman I don't fear anything

 
          C                 G
And yet a pretty woman is a deadly weapon

     C                    D7
Is a deadly weapon like a gun

         C                 G
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon

      D7                         G
But I don't have sense enough to run

 
                                        D7
I wouldn't let a bobcat close enough to scratch

                                              G
And when I'm near explosives I won't strike a match

                                                             C
I won’t give a snake an even break cause snakes can kill you dead

    D7                                    G
But when I kiss a woman I guess I lose my head 


          C                 G
And yet a pretty woman is a deadly weapon

     C                    D7
Is a deadly weapon like a knife

         C                 G
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon

      D7                    G
Yet I trust a woman with my life


         C                 G
I know a pretty woman is a deadly weapon

     C                     D7
Is a deadly weapon yes-sir-ree
 
           C                     G
But I have known a lot of pretty deadly weapons

            D7                     G
And there’s still a lot of life in me

   
            D7                     G
And there’s still a lot of life in me