Do you know why you're lonely?
It's because you're fat and gay

Girls don't choose the nice guys
And you're a nice guy
But you're fat and fucking gay

And why don't girls see the inside?
Oh they do
And they see that you're still fat and gay

There's no such thing as the
Friendzone, friendzone (friendzone, friendzone)
The only reason that you're lonely
Is because you're fat and gay

There's no such thing as the
Friendzone, friendzone (friendzone, friendzone)
The only reason that you're lonely (boss)
Is because you're fat and gay