Ooh
(What’s that?)
Ooh
(I heard something over there)
Ooh
Ah

I keep my silver in my sight, and I
Chew garlic every single night, tastes fine
I don’t have to worry about the bite, do I?
Just need to make it through the night, alive!

Ooh
Ooh
(Oh, it’s just my cat, Charles)
Ooh
(Charles, you really gotta stop doing that!)
Ah

I just bought a new pontoon, brand new
But I can’t use it in the black lagoon
I stay inside whenever there’s a full Moon
'Cause I just need to make it through the night, alive!

Ooh
(Charles?)
Ooh
(Just a car outside)
Ooh
Ah

Ah, ugh
I’ve just been watching too many old horror movies
Peacock has all of the Dracula films
I should cancel my subscription
Maybе get into MLB
Get into sports