|D |D |D |A | |Bm |G |A |D | [Verse 1] D D I wake up and get me a gas station biscuit D A Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew Bm G I end every day about the same way A D Clock out and go fish just to crack a few [Verse 2] D Chicken in a bread pan D D A Pickin' out gulls and cull with some ten pound tail Bm G It might be hillbilly to a lot of folks A D But Lord knows I couldn't care less [Chorus] D D You can say I'm a redneck D A You can say you don't like my truck Bm G You can say that I talk and I dress all funny A D But you, you can't say I ain't country D D You can say I drink too many longnecks D A And my edges are a little too rough Bm G You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday A D But you, you can't say I ain't country (No) [Verse 3] D D A pond water pool, spinner on a spool D A A styrofoam full of tobacco spit Bm G I got a small town crew, we make our own rules A D I do what I do 'cause my daddy did [Chorus] D D And you can say I'm a redneck D A You can say you don't like my truck Bm G You can say that I talk and I dress all funny A D But you, you can't say I ain't country D D You can say I drink too many longnecks D A And my edges are a little too rough Bm G You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday A D But you, you can't say I ain't country [Solo] |D |D |D |A | |Bm |G |A |D | [Bridge] D D You can say that the world's flat D A You can say we never made it to the moon Bm G You can say we all come from a bunch of monkeys A D But you, you can't say I ain't country, no [Chorus] D D You can say I'm a redneck D A You can say you don't like my truck Bm G You can say that I talk and I dress all funny A D But you, you can't say I ain't country D D You can say I drink too many longnecks D A And my edges are a little too rough Bm G You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday A D But you, you can't say I ain't country Bm G You can say what I'm smokin' on is kinda funky A D But you, you can't say I ain't D D D You can't say I ain't country (No you can't) A Bm G Oh no, you can't say I ain't country A D That's right