You want to go on a diet
You want to shrink the size of your ass
You've got to cut those carbohydrates
Baked goods are a thing of the past

Hamburger with lettuce for a bun
Eat nothing that comes from grain
You want to lose weight just like everyone
So eat your meat, eat your protein

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Atkins, Atkins, Atkins, no more bread
Atkins, Atkins, Atkins, Atkins Diet
Atkins, Atkins, Atkins, no more pasta
Atkins, Atkins, Atkins, Atkins Diet