Faye's the name, beauty's my claim
Miss Universe crown, worldwide fame
Tall and slender, a vision of grace
Flirts with the girls, the boys I embrace

Eight at a time, no one can resist
My feminine wiles, I'm the biggest flirt
In a suit or a gown, I rule the scene
The one and only, the top of the heap

Top Faye, top Faye
Call me charming, charming top Faye
Top Faye, top Faye
I am the only, I am your top Faye

Scissors in hand, I'm stylin' with flair
Not just looks, I've got wit to spare
You think I'm cool? Well, darling, you're right
And funny is my color, you'll laugh all night

Sunny's my pup, as bright as can be
Sunflowers bloom, just like my personality
Thank you for being my Maliboo
I promise not go if you promise to stay

Top Faye, top Faye
Call me charming, charming top Faye
Top Faye, top Faye
I am the only, I am your top Faye

Top Faye, top Faye
Call me charming, charming top Faye
Top Faye, top Faye
I am the only, I am your top Faye

From runway to screen, I'm a sight to behold
My flirting game's hot, never gets old
Ladies swoon, gents lose their cool
In Faye's world, there's only one rule

Remember, I am the top
Call me top Faye
Call me top Faye
I am the only, I am your top Faye