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[Verse 1]

         D     G         D          Bm               G            D
I poured kerosene on my old dirty magazines mom and dad don't be mad at me
      D          G           D           Bm         Em
In a hole in a tree in the woods by the mattingly's
           G           D     G
there's a bag full of dvds
            Em  G       D                  A Bb D     A Bb D             A Bb       D   G
I run where no one can see and they'll console me, console me, no one consoles me like they do

D   G D

[Verse 2]

    D  G      D          Bm         Em
Its 10:30 and somebody's calling me
     G              D
I ignore them with all of me
                    D      G   D                   Bm         Em
She says there's a hole in me and it looks like a coffee bean
           G             D        G
check the locks pull it off of me
            Em  G       D                 A Bb D      A Bb D             A Bb      D    G
I run where no one can see and they'll console me, console me, no one controls me like she does

D  G  A  Bb

[Verse 3]

          D      G          A    Bb               D       G             A          Bb
I'm an adventurer i'm an adventurer i'm just like gulliver thats what I said to her
           D          G           A            Bb          D          G            Em      Em A D
She never speaks to me unless we chat privately she never knows its me my handle's anthony33