E


[Verse 1]
E                           E
Well it's forty below and I don't give a fuck
                                 E              A
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo


[Chorus]
        B
It's an allemande left and allemande right
        B
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
B                                  B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know
N.C.    E           F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk
          B
Get on my nerves


[Verse 2]
     E
Well here comes Johnny
                                   E
With his pecker in his hand he's a one ball man
                        A
And he's off to the rodeo


[Chorus]
        B
It's an allemande left and allemande right
        B
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
B                                  B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know
N.C.    E           F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk
          B
Get on my nerves


[Instrumental]
E


[Verse 3]
                            E
Well it's forty below and I ain't got a truck
                                  E              A
And I don't give a fuck cause I'm off to the rodeo


[Chorus]
        B
It's an allemande left and allemande right
        B
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
B                                  B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know
N.C.    E           F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk
          B
Get on my nerves


[Verse 4]
     E
Well here comes Johnny
                                   E
With his pecker in his hand he's a one ball man
                        A
And he's off to the rodeo


[Chorus]
        B
It's an allemande left and allemande right
        B
Come on you fuckin' dummy get your right step right
B                                  B
Get off stage you goddamn goof you know
N.C.    E           F#
Piss me off fuckin' jerk
          B
Get on my nerves