Read a story about a small town girl
Who came from humble beginnings
To just do oh so well
She used to go to Raynes Park High School
But now she lives in Hollywood
Up in those there hills

It's okay and it's alright
But she says everything keeps going
Oh so wrong in my life
And I say, you've got it all, you've got it made
But she says, money honey, darling
Just can't buy me everything
And I say everything's okay
Everything's alright

I've tried everything I possibly can
She said, I bet all I was, was just a shag
She say's I'm fed up with just bein' friends
But I said that's the end of the story
That's just the way it is

If you ask me for my secrets
I'll never tell
Because you might like what I've got to say