INTRO:   B   F#   [x2] 


VERSE:
n.c.            B               F#
You know young girls like happy endings,
               B                        F#
Well I guess that's the way it's got to be,
              B               F# 
Cause without all these happy endings,
            B                  F#
What would happen to my industry?


CHORUS:
                F#                            G#m     A#m G#m F#
(You know that) You know I wrote this shit to sell ya, sell ya,
             F#                      G#m   A#m G#m F#
(You know I) You know I never mean a word I tell ya,
                F#                           G#m     A#m G#m F#
(You know that) You know I wrote this hit to sell ya, sell ya,
             F#                      G#m   A#m G#m F#
(You know I) You know I never mean a word I tell ya.


VERSE:
n.c.   B                       F#
Ivory towers wrapped round in silk,
         B                     F#
A young calf with his mothers milk,
          B                    F#
Victorian England shining so bright,
     B                     F#
Two lovers kissing in the moonliiight.


CHORUS:
                F#                           G#m     A#m G#m F#
(You know that) You know I wrote that hit to sell ya, sell ya,
             F#                      G#m   A#m G#m F#
(You know I) You know I never mean a word I tell ya,
                F#                            G#m     A#m G#m F#
(You know that) You know I wrote this shit to sell ya, sell ya,
             F#                      G#m    A#m G#m   G
(You know I) You know I never mean a word I tell ya, oooh...


INTER.:
F#   Bbm7   G#m   F# 

         F#
And the feeling's stronger,
     Bbm7            G#m   F#
The reason's longer, uuuuhhhh...

F#   Bbm7   G#m   F#

F#   Bbm7   G#m...................


VERSE:
                B               F#
You know young girls like happy endings,
               B                        F#
Well I guess that's the way it's got to be,
              B               F# 
Cause without all these happy endings,
            B                  F#
What would happen to my industry?