D
Well she ain't got no cell phone you got to call her when shes home
    A                          D
And all of her clocks have got hands

Now don't try to e-mail her you've got to snail mail her
A                       D
You got to take pen in hand.


[Chorus]
A               D
Ones and Zeros, Zeros and ones
A                        D
She'll have none of that virtual fun.
                                       G
She's a real deal old fashioned an*log girl
A            D
In a digital world

[Verse 2]
D
Now she gets online out in her backyard
A             D
Hangin up her old blue jeans

She's got all of the memory she can live with
A          D
She really hates drum machines


[Chorus]
A               D
Ones and Zeros, Zeros and ones
A                        D
She'll have none of that virtual fun.
                                       G
She's a real deal old fashioned an*log girl
A            D
In a digital world

[Verse 3]
D
Out in the garden, she's got a website
A                  D
It sparkles in the morning dew

Got a mouse in her pocket, Got spam in a can
A               D
Whats an analog girl to do


[Chorus]
A               D
Ones and Zeros, Zeros and ones
A                        D
She'll have none of that virtual fun.
                                       G
She's a real deal old fashioned an*log girl
A            D
In a digital world