Here's to the lads in Westminster
May they drink their Guinness through a straw!
And to the wise men of Ottawa, Canberra, and Paris
May they drink their Guinness through a straw!
And to the wise men of Ottawa, Canberra, and Paris
May they choke on their virtue-signalling!
Now sing it with me, boys

Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine?
You can stick it where the Sun don't shine!
With your borders undefined
And your justice misaligned
Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine!

The headlines all were blaring: A new state has been declared!
By men who've never walked the streets they claim to have prepared
No leaders, laws, or borders, but sure, it sounds real grand
It's virtue-signalled paper with blood upon their hands

Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine?
You can stick it where the Sun don't shine!
When your mob runs the street
And the locals face defeat
Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine!

Two-tier Keir doesn't care when terrorists flex
But his coppers cuff a pensioner for hurty words on X
Our flags are called offensive, but Hamas can march with pride
It's justice for the chosen few, the rest get pushed aside

Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine?
You can stick it where the Sun don't shine!
With your two-tier law
And your coward's guffaw
Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine!

We never asked for Palestine, it's not our daily fight
We want our towns kept peaceful and our families safe at night
But mobs parade their foreign flags, and terror fills the square
While leaders scold their own folk, as if we weren't there

Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine?
You can stick it where the Sun don't shine!
For your hostages ignored
And your terror mobs adored
Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine!

Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine?
You can stick it where the Sun don't shine!
No more hot-air party hack
We will take our country back
Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine!

Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine?
You can stick it where the Sun don't shine!
No more hot-air party hack
We will take our country back
Oh you know where you can shove your Palestine!