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[Verse 1]
          A                        F                      A                     F
Well I'll never be the best it's a fact that I detest you can't turn water into wine
    A                           F                               E                            G
But instead of trying harder or attempting to be smarter I just claim that I haven't got the time
         A                          F                         A                   F
Well I'm lazy and I'm tired and I'm never that inspired I get envious when others succeed
   A                        F                             E                        G
My mind is my domain a tiny bubble that I reign where the conversation's all about me


[Chorus]
        A
And I'm old and I'm bitter and I always complain
   D           Eb        D       C
An undeveloped mind in a damaged brain
    A
I'm consumed with my thoughts are you talking to me
D                Eb              D        C
Wasting all your breath no one's listening
A
Sure I'll be your friend cuz I'm sure that you have something
D           Eb        D         C
That can be shared or taken away
  A                                            D              Eb       D             E
I hate myself and I know that I'm a nothing; a self-important actor, a forgotten play

A F A C Eb  A F E G


[Verse 2]
         A                            F
Well I'm always wanting more but I'll close an open door then
     A                             F
I'll bitch about the hand that I'm dealt
               A                               F
I'll hurt your feelings if it's funny and I'll never say I'm sorry
       E                               G
'Cause remorse is something I've never felt
       A                            F
Well I serve to pleasure me cuz I'm all that I can see
A                                 F
Consideration's something I don't show
    A                          F               E                              G
I'm ugly and I'm gross and I'm easily the most perverted piece of shit that I know


[Chorus 2]
        A
And I'm old and I'm bitter and I always complain
   D           Eb        D       C
An undeveloped mind in a damaged brain
    A
I'm consumed with my thoughts are you talking to me
D                Eb              D        C
Wasting all your breath no one's listening
A
Sure I'll be your friend cuz I'm sure that you have something
D           Eb        D         C
That can be shared or taken away
  A                                            D              Eb       D             E
I hate myself and I know that I'm a nothing; a self-important actor, a forgotten play

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[Bridge]
            A  F
So look at me
            A  F
So look at me
            A  F
So look at me
            A  F
So look at me


{Outro]
A                 F           A                        F
Me, Myself, and I FYI are the people most important to me
A                 F           A                        F
Me, Myself, and I FYI are the people most important to me
A        F          A          F
It's not easy to be someone as special as me
A            F               A
And when I'm dead maybe I'll see
           F
That I was lonely
A        F          A          F
It's not easy to be someone as special as me
A            F                 A
And when I'm dead I'll finally see
           F
that I was lonely
A                 F           A                        F
Me, Myself, and I FYI are the people most important to me
A             F
So look at me.
A          F
So look at me.