Yeh, I'm a desperate man. I'm a desperate man
I'm almost as desperate, as desperate Dan
Oh my, I ain't like Popeye
I don't need a can of spinach to make me high

Yeh, I'm a desperate man. I'm a desperate man
I'm almost as desperate, as desperate Dan
Oh my, I eat cow pie
It makes me high when I eat cow pie
I get so high
I won't get by