A                G#
it makes perfect sense 
     F#m                         D
for children to practice having love affairs at summer camp,
     A             G
it's practical evolution;
     A#                     E                   
the perfect chance to pollenate another city
     A                G#  
with blanks.
     F#                D

     A                               
only seeming more intentional 
     G                              
only seeming more intentional 
     A#                               
only seeming more intentional
     E                               
only seeming more intentional 
         A          G#m
than the seeds of a dead dandelion
    F#m           D
get caught in the breeze and the act that follows,  
  A
and the act that follows,     
 G                          A#            A#m
you'd like to think of as a passive fertilization,
        E           A                       G#m            F#m
well it might be as dodgy deliberate as the bar scene or date rape it makes, it makes,
D
it makes, it makes,
A                G
it makes perfect sense 
    A#          A#m             E            
for children to practice making se-se-sex at summer camp.

(pick around these chords in this order, a full measure on each, for the rest of the song)
A
D
A
C
Em
D
Bm
F#m
Bm