A                                      A              C#m
It was dark and cold as a knife when we tussled through the pines
        A
You can howl at the bed sheets
                          C#m  F#m
Scream at the moon if you like
        A                                   A  C#m
But it won’t help me some, won’t help me if we die
        A                                      F#m C#m F#m
But it might help me some, might help me if you cry
            A                                        A    C#m
She said, “Wait! We’ll be better if we wait, better if we wait”
          A                                      C#m   F#m
I said, “There’s no amount of time to carry the weight”


[Chorus]
       A                  A C#m
La da dai, la da dai, la da dai, la da dai
       A                 A  F#m    C#m   F#m
La da dai, la da dai, la da dai, la da dai
       A                          A     C#m
'Cause I’m the worst lover you’ve ever had
 A                          A   C#m    F#m
I’m the worst lover you’ll ever have


[Verse 2]
      A                     A         C#m
For two years in a row I forgot your birthday
                           A                C#m  F#m
For two years in a row I thought it was a Thursday
A
Maybe it was God
          A   C#m
Maybe it was coke

Maybe I’m a drunk
          A
I don’t know
                                  C#m   F#mi
But at least now I remember your birthday


[Chorus]
        A                          A    C#m
'Cause I’m the worst lover you’ll ever have
              A                        A   C#m
Hands down, goddamn worst lover you’ll ever have
       A                 A  C#m
La da dai, la da dai, la da dai, la da dai
       A                  A  C#m       F#m
La da dai, la da dai, la da dai, la da dai
        A                         A     C#m
'Cause I’m the worst lover you’ll ever have
 A                          A    C#m F#m
I’m the worst lover you’ll ever have