D             A      G         D
Anything you can do, I can do better.
D          G    A          D
I can do anything better than you.
A              D                A              D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can.
A               G               D
No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Verse 2]
D             A      G         D
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
D                G        A          D
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
A               D          A                D
No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're not. Yes, I am.
A               G               D
No, you're not! Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

[Chorus 1]
F#m
I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
Em
I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
E
I can live on bread and cheese.
A
And only on that?  Yes. So can a rat!

[Verse 3]
D             A      G         D
Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
D          G    A          D
I can sing anything higher than you.
A              D                A              D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.)
A               G               D
No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Verse 4]
D             A      G         D
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.
D          G        A           D
I can buy anything cheaper than you.
A                  D             A               D
Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents!
A               G               D
No, you can't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Verse 5]
D             A      G         D
Anything you can say, I can say softer.
D          G    A          D
I can say anything softer than you.
A              D                A              D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.)
A               G               D
No, you can't.  Yes, I can. YES, I CAN!

[Chorus 2]
F#m
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
Em
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
E
I can open any safe.
A
Without bein' caught? Yes. That's what I thought.....you crook!

[Verse 6]
D             A          G        D
Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
D          G    A          D
I can hold any note longer than you.
A              D                A              D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.)
A               G                                    D
No, you can't. Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
D
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

[Verse 7]
D             A         G          D
Anything you can wear, I can wear better.
D            G       A                D
In what you wear I'd look better than you.
A                   D           A              D
In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat!
A               G                  D
No, you can't! Yes, I can....Yes, I CAN!

[Verse 8]
D             A      G         D
Anything you can say, I can say faster.
D          G    A          D
I can say anything faster than you.
A              D                A              D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus)
A               G               D
No, you can't. Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

[Chorus 3]
F#m
I can jump a hurdle. I can wear a girdle.
Em
I can knit a sweater. I can fill it better!
E
I can do most anything!
A
Can you bake a pie?  No. Neither can I.

[Verse 9]
D             A      G         D
Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
D          G    A          D
I can sing anything sweeter than you.
A              D                A              D
No you can't. Yes, I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. (bis ad naus.)
A
No, you can't, can't, can't
G
Yes, I can, can, can
A    G  D
Yes, I  can!
No, you can't!