A
Moon chavs

E            A
Chavs on the moon

     D        A
In a burberry spaceship

E            A
Chavs on the moon



A                          D
Wouldn't the world be much better today

   A                        E
If all chavs were miles and miles away

      D                A            D           A
Where there's far more craters than wankers and thugs

D                A         E           A
Nothing but each other and clangers to mug



Moon chavs
Chavs on the moon
In a burberry spaceship
Chavs on the moon

What would they do there? Nobody knows.
But who'd care anyway if every chav goes
To where there's no KFC, no McD's, no high street
Nothing but moon cheese and clangers to eat.

Moon chavs
Chavs on the moon
In a burberry spaceship
Chavs on the moon