C                  Am                  F               G
I'm surfin' with Patricia Routledge, upon the waves of blue
C                    Am                  F              G                Am
And I'm surfin' with Patricia Routledge, just like I've always wanted to do
Am                            F                 D7
Just me and Patricia, there's nowhere cooler to be
C      Am        F          G            C
I'm in love when Patricia's surfin' with me

[Verse 2]
C              Am              F              G
Miss Routledge isn't a surfer, she can't keep up with me
C          Am                 F            G                Am
I'm riding all the waves and, she keeps on falling into the sea
Am                           F               D7
Keep trying Patricia, you're doing marvellously
C      Am        F          G            C
I'm in love when Patricia's surfin' with me


[Bridge]
    F                          F
She doesn't look to happy, she wants to be elsewhere
  D7                    D7                       G             G7
I know it's cold, and I know it's raining, but I won that competition fair and square

[Verse 3]
C                     Am               F           G
So I'm surfin' with Patricia Routledge, riding my cares away
C                           Am             F         G                    Am
And I'll be surfin' with Patricia Routlege, until at least the end of the day
Am                       F          D7
Stop crying, Patricia, I don't want people to see
C      Am         F         G            C           F       G            C          F        G            C
I'm in love when Patricia's surfin' with me, when Patricia's surfin' with me, when Patricia's surfin' with me