E 
Well my baby threw me out because I drink too much
  E 
She offered me her car so I could move my stuff

  A 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car  I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car 
  E 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car  I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car 
  B 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car
  A                      E 
And buy myself a cool guitar

  E 
Well she never should have called me a lazy slob
  E 
It ain't completely my fault I can't keep a job

  A 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car  I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car 
  E 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car  I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car 
  B 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car
  A                      E 
And buy myself a cool guitar
  B 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car
  A                      E 
And buy myself a cool guitar

[Verse]
  E 
Well she said I spend my money on tequilla and beer
  E 
Haven't paid my fair share since this time last year

  A 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car  I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car 
  E 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car  I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car 
  B 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car
  A                      E 
And buy myself a cool guitar

  E 
She said she couldn't care less where I spend my nights
  E 
Sorry babe about it she's probably ... right

  A 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car  I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car 
  E 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car  I’m gonna sell that bitch’s car 
  B 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car
  A                      E 
And buy myself a cool guitar
  B 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car
  A                      E 
And buy myself a cool guitar
  B 
I’m gonna sell the bitch's car
  A                      E 
And buy myself a cool guitar