D     A            Bm          G
 Last call started drinking at midnight
D      A           Bm      G
 First off I’m not usually this guy


[Verse 1]
D                            A
I’m paying the price for the time we wasted
    Bm                           G
You got a pretty face but you’re pretty basic
     D                         A
It’s getting kinda late and my brain is vacant
Bm              G
  I don’t wanna fake it, no


[Pre-Chorus]
Bm                          A
Saw this going down better in my head
  Gmaj7
I thought I’d come around but I hate your friends
              Bm                         A
I’ll take the salt from my wounds put it on the rim
        Gmaj7
Here we go again, yea, yea


[Chorus]
            D    A
Can I get a   bartender!
            Bm          G
Imma need a couple more shots
               D      A                        Bm                    G
I’ve been on a   hard bender and there ain’t a chance that I’ll stop   yeah
D                   A
 I draw a line, and baby you crossed it
Bm                            G
  Need something strong but a little less toxic
D      A                   Bm
 So bartender, can I get a bleach
            G
Can I get a bleach on the rocks?


[Interlude]
| D   A   | Bm   G   | D   A   | Bm   G   |


[Verse 2]
D        A             Bm         G
 You say sorry and you want us to fix what’s wrong
D      A                Bm         G
 But I think I’d rather dye all my insides blonde
D                         A
 Told me to think cause I know you’re wasted
       Bm                            G
You’ll never come around unless your automated
    D                         A
And I know if I tried I could get you naked
Bm                  G
  But I don’t wanna fake it


[Chorus]
            D    A
Can I get a   bartender!
            Bm          G
Imma need a couple more shots
               D      A                        Bm                    G
I’ve been on a   hard bender and there ain’t a chance that I’ll stop   yeah
D                   A
 I draw a line, and baby you crossed it
Bm                            G
  Need something strong but a little less toxic
D      A                   Bm
 So bartender, can I get a bleach
            G
Can I get a bleach on the rocks?


[Interlude]
| D   A   | Bm   G   | D   A   | Bm   G   |


[Bridge]
   Bm          A
So chug, chug, chug
            Gmaj7                       Bm          A
’cause it’s easier to swallow than your love, love, love
         Gmaj7
Throw it back like no tomorrow
   D           D/C#
So chug, chug, chug
            A         G                 D        D/C#
’cause it’s easier to swallow than your bullshit love
         A                  G
Throw it back like there is no tomorrow

There probably won’t be


[Chorus]
D   D/C#               A           G
 Bartender Imma need a couple more shots
               D      D/C#                     Bm                    G
I’ve been on a   hard bender and there ain’t a chance that I’ll stop   yeah
D                   A
 I draw a line, and baby you crossed it
Bm                            G
  Need something strong but a little less toxic
D      D/C#                Bm
 So bartender, can I get a bleach
            N.C.
Can I get a bleach on the rocks?