G      320033
Cadd9  x32033
Em7    022033
D      xx0232

[Intro]
D  G  Cadd9 x4

[Verse 1]
    D       G      Cadd9
I'm sitting on the toilet with my sunglasses on
D         G    Cadd9
Wondering what you are up to
     D  G    Cadd9
This hotel's got bathroom telephones
    D       G     Cadd9
But I don't wanna interrupt you
             D        G    Cadd9
You might be painting your nails with your hot curlers on
D    G     Cadd9
Each one a different color
   D    G       Cadd9
Or listening to that Beach Boys' sailing song
 D     G    Cadd9
"Sloop John B." or another

[Chorus]
    D        Em7 Cadd9
Ethylene, my Ethylene
            D      Em7    Cadd9
My love for you is just obscene
            D         Em7      Cadd9
My deer you dress, my fish you clean
            D       Em7   Cadd9
But you are nowhere to be seen
N.C.
My Ethylene

[Interlude]
D  G  Cadd9 x2

[Verse 2]
     D         G        Cadd9
Now, you could bag your limit with a bow and arrow
      D         G      Cadd9
Yeah, you could skin a cougar in the dark
      D         G       Cadd9
Well, I thought we were walking down the straight and narrow
D     G       Cadd9
How'd we ever drift so far apart
      D   G    Cadd9
I put eighteen wheels on this road to nowhere
    D   G    Cadd9
And you disappeared right up in the hills
     D     G    Cadd9
Like smoke up a chimney, girl I go there
      D  G  Cadd9
Yeah, in my dreams I visit you still

[Chorus]
    D        Em7 Cadd9
Ethylene, my Ethylene
            D      Em7    Cadd9
My love for you is just obscene
            D         Em7      Cadd9
My deer you dress, my fish you clean
            D       Em7   Cadd9
But you are nowhere to be seen
N.C.
My Ethylene

[Interlude]
D  G  Cadd9 x8

[Verse 3]
    D        G    Cadd9
Now some men will drive to the edges of nothing
   D        G      Cadd9
So they can take a peek at the great abyss
     D    G    Cadd9
Some men avoid love like it was a plague or something
   D        G         Cadd9
So they can leave the seat down when they piss
            D   G     Cadd9
I miss that crocheted thing you kept on the kleenex box
D  G       Cadd9
 I miss my feet on your cold linoleum floor
D       G      Cadd9
Sipping hot coffee after making love till daybreak
D   G       Cadd9
Ethylene, a fool would ask for more

[Chorus]
    D        Em7 Cadd9
Ethylene, my Ethylene
            D      Em7    Cadd9
My love for you is just obscene
            D         Em7      Cadd9
My deer you dress, my fish you clean
            D       Em7   Cadd9
But you are nowhere to be seen
       D        Em7 Cadd9
My Ethylene, my Ethylene
            D      Em7    Cadd9
My love for you is just obscene
            D         Em7      Cadd9
My deer you dress, my fish you clean
            D       Em7   Cadd9
But you are nowhere to be seen
       D Em7 Cadd9
My Ethylene
       D Em7 Cadd9
My Ethylene
       D Em7 Cadd9
My Ethylene