G                                             C
There we were all three of us sitting side by side

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Three guys who have loved her but to someone she lied

                               C
Now everybody's wondering just who's the lonely guy

            D7                                     G
So will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry 
   

    C                     G
The real Mr. Heartache is every guy she's known

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Loved by her left by her with a heartache all his own

      G                             G7          C
Every time I hear that question the number multiplies

         D7                                     G
Will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry


                                               C
There we were all three of us standing side by side

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While six little teardrops tickled from our eyes

                               C
And I even see a stranger that seems to qualify

            D7                                     G
So will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry