Jordan, I love you
Mm, mm-mm-mm-mm
Mm-mm-mm

See that man walking over there?
He can only cum with a loaded gun in his hand
That lady too, walking next to you
Well, she can only cum with a loaded gun in her hand
The guy scooping your fries, the lady with the tired eyes
Well, they can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands
The guys writing your laws, the girls fighting with claws
Well, they can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands

Everyone's dying
They're watching porn, they're lying
Even if it's not a gun, it's a gun
But, baby, it's not our fault
But if we don't change it, it'll turn into salt
So it's time to decide

And who are you, who are you, who are you, who are you, who are you, who are you?
Can you only cum with a loaded gun in your hand?
But if it's true, if it's true, if it's true, if it's you, if it's true
Well, you got problems, man

Oh, oh, oh

The man who raised you, who loved you, and spanked you
Well, he can only cum with a loaded gun in his hand
Both the peasants and kings, your landlord, Miranda Sings
They can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands
Our family line is cursed, please, lady, hold my purse
So I can grab my gun and cum
Show me your tired, your poor, your huddles masses
Grab your Glock and shake your asses, oh
Is that the vibe we want?

Who are you, who are you, who are you, who are you, who are you?
Can you only cum with a loaded gun in your hand? Oh
If it's true, if it's true, if it's true, if it's you, if it's true
Then you have problems man, woah

Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh

Everybody now
Ooh, ooh
I see you, I see you
Ooh, ooh

Seth McFarland, Judy Garland, Alex Garland, George Carlin
They can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands
Tina Fey rollin ray, Sasha Grey, MLK and Chris Lilly
They can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands
Macaulay Culkin, Bebe Rexha and JRR tolkien
Well, they can only cum with a loaded gun in their hands
Keanu Reeves, Vicky Kriepes, ah, we all better be asking Jeeves
Can you only cum with a loaded gun in your hand?